谁可以用英语帮我翻译一下，谢谢。不过好像有点长…

你好，很高兴为您解答问题。《父子骑驴》的英文翻译如下：
"Father and Son Riding a Donkey"
Father and son were walking with a donkey into town, and someone laughed at them along the way: "How stupid, they have a donkey and they're not riding it!" The father called for his son to ride the donkey, but after a while, someone else said: "What an unfilial son, he's letting his own father walk!" The father quickly called for his son to get off the donkey, and he rode it himself, but then someone else said: "How heartless of a father, not afraid of exhausting his child!" The father quickly called for his son to get back on the donkey. But then someone else said: "Two people riding on the donkey's back, aren't they afraid of crushing the thin donkey to death?" Father and son quickly got off the donkey, tied all four of its legs, and carried it with a stick. When they crossed a bridge, the donkey struggled and fell into the river, where it drowned!
The moral of the story: one must have their own opinions and the ability to judge right from wrong, so as not to be swayed by other people's opinions. Don't live in the opinions of others, walk on your own feet and think with your own head.

Father and son donkey

The father and his son took the donkey into the city, the way people laugh: stupid, they are not the donkey Ride!

The father told his son on a donkey, go soon, someone said: really unfilial Son, let his father walk.

Father quickly called his son down, they ride donkeys, someone said: really a cruel father is not afraid to kill his child.

Father quickly called son on a donkey. Who knows, someone says, "two people ride."the donkey, the donkey is not afraid to lean on?

Father and son fled the donkey, donkey tied up four feet, with a stick to carry a after a bridge, the donkey struggled because it was uncomfortable, and as a resultd rowned in the river.

The great truth: a man must have his own mind, and he has the ability to judge the right and wrong be swayed by other people's opinions. Don't live in other people's opinions, depend on yourself walk with your feet, think of your head.

如果你希望用台式电脑来接一个功放和一个效果器唱歌，你可以按照以下步骤操作：
1.将电脑和功放用音频连接线连接。连接线的两端应分别连接在电脑的音频输出和功放的音频输入端口。
2.将音频效果器连接在功放的音频输出端口。连接线的一端应连接在功放的音频输出端口，另一端应连接在效果器的音频输入端口。
3.将麦克风连接在电脑的话筒输入端口上，然后在电脑上的录音软件中进行设置，使麦克风的声音能够通过电脑录制下来。
4.调节功放和效果器的音量输出，并在_

表示会也不翻，物无所值，更何况我不会

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