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Ladies gentlemen:
Today we must go the first scenic spot is the yellow fruit tree waterfall group, the yellow fruit tree waterfall group has 18 waterfalls, meets down, we can tour two waterfalls, the yellow fruit tree waterfall and the silver chain fall the Tan waterfall.
The yellow fruit tree waterfall is located the Guizhou Province north west, periphery waterfall then, 18 waterfall styles respectively different, differ in thousands of ways, forms a huge waterfall family.The yellow fruit tree waterfall is “the waterfall group” the magnificent waterfall, the height 77.8 meters, the width 101.0 meters.In 1638, the Ming Dynasty big traveller and geographer Xu Xiake after inspected the big waterfall to acclaim the road: “Pounds the bead to collapse the jade, the priming instead wells up like the smog to soar, potential really male severe; The so-called bead curtain hook does not curl, the bolt of white silk hangs the remote peak, all is insufficient to draw up strongly its.The Gao Jun several fold has it, but from does not have this extravagant and big.”
The yellow fruit tree waterfall is in the world only may from top and bottom, before and after, the left and right six position onlooking waterfall, also is in the world only has Shui Liandong (134 meters) the nature penetration also can listen to the waterfall from the hole introversion which, the view, traces.
The silver chain falls the deep pool waterfall to be located the day star bridge scenic area aquatic hoodoo area, its shape like fights, its like song, its as if chain.The three-road junction river water is divided into by the calcareous tuff beach the string string of beads chain, crashes into the deep deep pool, is in the yellow fruit tree waterfall group the most elegant waterfall.
Meets the place which down we must go is Guiyang's sweetheart valley
that sweetheart valley this name is how comes?
Before the millennium, in the sweetheart valley both banks remote mountain has two Miao national minority stockaded villages to call my range and the rice water well separately.My range young man Ashan, outstandingly talented industrious;Rice water well young girl Arab League water, full of affection beautiful.Ashan often arrives the sweetheart valley to cut firewood, the Arab League water often arrives the sweetheart valley to graze sheep.They separate the river to meet frequently, time one long, then mutually greets, sent regards mutually, therefore will excite the emotions in the course of time.One day, the Arab League water can not help, blushes bashfully to opposite shore Ashan sings: “The river swells Shui Langsha, the fish swings the tail in the river; When does the fish drink? When does the elder brother get married?”An Ashan tin, in heart great happiness.Returns immediately sings: “The elder brother separates the water to come the younger sister to separate the cliff, circles Shan Raoshui all to have to come; The elder brother changes the swallow to fly crosses river, the younger sister changes the honeybee to fly the cliff.” They flirt by the song, to vow solemnly.
In order to can cross river with the one's beloved in same place, Ashan felling bridging.But the river water too is fierce too anxiously, a bridging trees time is washed away by the heartless river water.Ashan anxious extremely time, a great turtle reappears in the water wave, picks up the bridge wood for Ashan, helps him to cross river with the aqueous phase meeting.Therefore every day, Ashan and the Arab League water through turtle's help, all can in the same place, each other be in love daily, are inseparable.Their affection had been known by the water parents, the Arab League water parents disliked in Arab League mountain dwellers poor, opposed firmly, and must Arab League Shui Jia for the stronghold host's gruff son.Ashan and Arab League water pain extremely.In order to never separate, leaves home to hide in pairs sweetheart valley deep place some limestone cave, has not been having the common custom bridle to mix, the intimate falls in love day.This story mysterious moving, so that spreads until now.
Simultaneously Guizhou also is an extinct organism kingdom, here sedimetary rock widespread distribution, the stratum growth, the fossil is extremely rich, the paleontology classifies the class has everything expected to find, had the extinct organism fossil more than 2000 to be 4000 many kinds of, is known as name of the extinct organism kingdom, is studies the extinct organism and the stratum important treasure house.Below we look at several extinct organism fossils the picture.
In brief, Guizhou is cultural resources is rich, historical remote place.Nowadays, the Guizhou provincial government “multi-color Guizhou” took Guizhou's cultural mark, hoped has opportunity everybody also to be possible to tour this to have by oneself has green has black blue has has the white multi-color world red.

Ladies and Gentlemen:
Today, we want to go to the first group of spots are Huangguoshu Falls, Huangguoshu Falls group has 18 waterfalls, the next, we will visit one of the two waterfalls, Huangguoshu Falls and Silver Falls链坠Tan.
Huangguoshu Waterfall in Guizhou Province is located in the southwest, around waterfalls one after another, 18 waterfalls of various styles, mix, forming a large waterfall family. Huangguoshu Falls as a "waterfall group" the most spectacular waterfalls, high 77.8 meters, 101.0 meters wide. Year 1638, the Ming Dynasty Great travel home and geographer Xu inspected at Great Falls after the praise: "The trace and collapsing jade beads, droplets such as anti-Chung smoke vacated very powerful Li-hung; the so-called hook珠帘not volume, horses training linked to remote peaks are not enough to be its strong also. several times with some high and steep, and from the absence of such a wide and big. "Huangguoshu Waterfall is the world's only from the upper and lower, front and rear, left and right Views waterfall six directions, but also has the world's only水帘洞(134 meters) of natural linking from the inside out and can listen and watch, touch the waterfall.
Silver Lake链坠scenic water falls is located in Shilin District天星桥, and its shape such as fighting, the sound of Cantabile, its like a chain. Sancha river was divided into strings of beads TUFA Beach, crashed into the pit, Huangguoshu Falls are the most beautiful group of waterfalls.
Next, we want to go to the place are Guiyang情人谷
Well, how are情人谷the name come from?
At thousands of years ago,情人谷separately on both sides of the mountains there are two villages called to my Miao Ling and rice soup wells. To my younger Ayama Ridge, handsome and hard-working; rice soup girl Ah well water, sentimental beauty. Ayama情人谷often firewood, the Arab-Israeli water frequented by sheep情人谷. They often meet the river, over time, they greeted each other, exchanged greetings, then日久生情. One day, the Arab-Israeli water can not help, blushing shame to the other side of Ayama sang: "Up the river water sediment waves, fish in the river摇尾巴; When a fish to drinks? When a brother to get married?" Ayama a heart rejoicing . Immediately back to singing: "The Impermeable brother to every other Ya-mei,绕山around the water must come; swallow brother changed over the river, Mei changed over the cliff bees." Their song wink, solemnly.

To be able to cross the river and sweetheart together Ayama felling bypass. But the river is too fierce a hurry, bypass time and the trees were washed away by the merciless river. Ayama are anxious when an borneensis surface water waves, and to hold up the bridge Ayama wood, to help him cross the river and water meet. So every day, and the Arab-Israeli water Ayama turtles assist through every day all together, love each other,如胶似漆. Love their parents were aware of the water, the Arab-Israeli water Ayama home parents too poor, and resolutely oppose, and to the Arab-Israeli water寨主marry the foolish son. Ayama extreme pain and the Arab-Israeli water. In order to never be separated from both their homes to hide in a cave in the depths of情人谷lived not mix secular kept, to love each other day. This touching story of magic, which has been circulated.
Guizhou is also a paleontologist at the same time the Kingdom, where a broad distribution of sedimentary rocks, strata development, abundant fossils, paleontology classification of categories on everything, there are more than 2000 fossils more than 4000 kinds, known as the Kingdom of paleontology, said the study of paleontology and stratigraphy an important treasure. Now we look at the picture a few fossils.
In short, Guizhou is a culture rich in resources, has a long history of the place. Today, the Guizhou provincial government will be "Colorful Guizhou" as Guizhou cultural symbols, I hope everyone can also have the opportunity to go visit the person has blue green black red and white have colorful world.

Ladies and Gentlemen:
Today, we want to go to the first group of spots are Huangguoshu Falls, Huangguoshu Falls group has 18 waterfalls, the next, we will visit one of the two waterfalls, Huangguoshu Falls and Silver Falls Tan.
Huangguoshu Waterfall in Guizhou Province is located in the southwest, around waterfalls one after another, 18 waterfalls of various styles, mix, forming a large waterfall family. Huangguoshu Falls as a "waterfall group" the most spectacular waterfalls, high 77.8 meters, 101.0 meters wide. Year 1638, the Ming Dynasty Great travel home and geographer Xu inspected at Great Falls after the praise: "The trace and collapsing jade beads, droplets such as anti-Chung smoke vacated very powerful Li-hung; the so-called hook not volumes, horses training linked to remote peaks are not enough to be its strong also. several times with some high and steep, and from the absence of such a wide and big. "Huangguoshu Waterfall is the world's only from the upper and lower, front and rear, left and right Views waterfall six directions, but also has the world's only shuiliandong(134 meters) of natural linking from the inside out and can listen and watch, touch the waterfall.
Silver Lake scenic water falls is located in Shilin District tianxingqiao, and its shape such as fighting, the sound of Cantabile, its like a chain. Sancha river was divided into strings of beads TUFA Beach, crashed into the pit, Huangguoshu Falls are the most beautiful group of waterfalls.
Next, we want to go to the place are Guiyang qingrengu
Well, how are qingrengu the name come from?
At thousands of years ago,qingrengu separately on both sides of the mountains there are two villages called to my Miao Ling and rice soup wells. To my younger Ayama Ridge, handsome and hard-working; rice soup girl Ah well water, sentimental beauty. Ayama qingrengu often firewood, the Arab-Israeli water frequented by sheep qingrengu. They often meet the river, over time, they greeted each other, exchanged greetings. One day, the Arab-Israeli water can not help, blushing shame to the other side of Ayama sang: "Up the river water sediment waves, fish in the river; When a fish to drinks? When a brother to get married?" Ayama a heart rejoicing . Immediately back to singing: "The Impermeable brother to every other Ya-mei,around the water must come; swallow brother changed over the river, Mei changed over the cliff bees." Their song wink, solemnly.

To be able to cross the river and sweetheart together Ayama felling bypass. But the river is too fierce a hurry, bypass time and the trees were washed away by the merciless river. Ayama are anxious when an borneensis surface water waves, and to hold up the bridge Ayama wood, to help him cross the river and water meet. So every day, and the Arab-Israeli water Ayama turtles assist through every day all together, love each other. Love their parents were aware of the water, the Arab-Israeli water Ayama home parents too poor, and resolutely oppose, and to the Arab-Israeli water marry the foolish son. Ayama extreme pain and the Arab-Israeli water. In order to never be separated from both their homes to hide in a cave in the depths of qingrengu lived not mix secular kept, to love each other day. This touching story of magic, which has been circulated.
Guizhou is also a paleontologist at the same time the Kingdom, where a broad distribution of sedimentary rocks, strata development, abundant fossils, paleontology classification of categories on everything, there are more than 2000 fossils more than 4000 kinds, known as the Kingdom of paleontology, said the study of paleontology and stratigraphy an important treasure. Now we look at the picture a few fossils.
In short, Guizhou is a culture rich in resources, has a long history of the place. Today, the Guizhou provincial government will be "Colorful Guizhou" as Guizhou cultural symbols, I hope everyone can also have the opportunity to go visit the person has blue green black red and white have colorful world.

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