急求一个三四十词的英语小笑话带翻译，谢谢了

Laziest man 最懒的人
A site foreman (工头，领班）had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.
一个工头雇了十个懒汉为他工作, 有一天他决定想个法子骗他们干点活.
　"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced.
“我今天为你们当中最懒的一个人准备了一份超级简单的任务.”他宣布。
"Will the laziest man please put his hand up." Nine hands went up.
“请最懒的人举手。”九只手举了起来。
"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.
“你为什么不举手？”他问第十个人。
"Too much trouble," came the reply.
“太麻烦了.”他回答说。