和圣诞节有关的笑话（一定是圣诞和英语！）

Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in paris?

A: He was declared to be in Seine.

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Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. "God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Calais the capital of France." "Fred," said his father, "why do you want Calais to be the capital of France?" "Because that‘s what I wrote in my geography test!"

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What is the Guillotine?

A French chopping centre.

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Which ghost was president of France?

Charles de Ghoul.

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First witch: I‘m going to France tomorrow.

Second witch: Are you going by broom?

First witch: No, by hoovercraft.

圣诞节前，美国白宫前面的雪地上，出现一行有人用尿撒出来的话：希拉里是个婊子！ 希拉里派FBI速查，第二天，局长带来一个好消息，一个坏消息。 好消息：根据笔迹专家分析，是莱温斯基干的！ 坏消息：根据尿样分析，是克林顿干的