五人英语小短剧带翻译

Berserk commando characters: Zhou Yu, Zhu Geliang, Gao crazy crazy crazy, short, fat. One day, Zhou Yu was at home, suddenly, a lunatic broke in: "stand up!" Zhou Yu: "why?" High: "I want to order you crazy!!" Zhou Yu: "hum, is a madman!" (kick out high crazy) high crazy left, a dwarf: "give you!" (threw pen) Zhou Yu: "why?" Dwarf Crazy: "I am your father!" Zhou Yu: "it is crazy!" (kick out) then, a fat man: "I want to kill you!!" Zhou Yu and his fighting up. Fight for a long time, Zhou Yu: "you might as well go to the split Zhu Geliang bar!" "Good!!!!!!" Fat crazy said. Zhou Yu and the mad short crazy also confessed it again. Zhou Yu called them "berserk commando". A month later, he received the invitation letter to Zhu Geliang: "come to my house!" Zhou Yu: "he should be berserk commandos killed!" Zhou Yu came to Zhu Geliang home. Zhu Geliang please high Crazy: "this is a musician, he wants to control others, I let him control instrument." Then please short Crazy: "he likes things to people, I let him send steamed buns." Finally to is chopping fat Crazy: "he wanted to split things, I let him chopping wood, wood split what good. But let him keep chopping, or he will split the other things!" Zhou Yu froze. Zhu Geliang said: "the madman is not the blink of an eye." He told Zhou Yu: "the number of the eyelids, 2 1, 3, 4, 5......"
暴疯突击队 人物:周瑜，诸葛亮，高疯，矮疯，胖疯。 某一天，周瑜在家里，突然，一个高疯子闯了进来：“站起来！” 周瑜：“为什么？” 高疯：“我想命令你！！” 周瑜：“哼，是个疯子！”（一脚踹出高疯） 高疯刚走，来了个矮子：“给你！”（扔过来支笔） 周瑜：“为什么？” 矮疯：“我是你爸爸！” 周瑜：“又是疯子！”（踹出去） 接着，来了个胖子：“我要劈了你！！” 周瑜就和他格斗起来了。 斗了半天，周瑜：“你不如去劈诸葛亮吧！” “好！！！！！！”胖疯说。 周瑜和高疯矮疯也交待了一遍。周瑜叫他们“暴疯突击队”。 一个月后，他收到诸葛亮的邀请信：“来我家里做客吧！” 周瑜：“他应该被暴疯突击队折磨死了阿！” 周瑜来到诸葛亮家。 诸葛亮请出高疯：“这是音乐家，他想控制别人，我就让他控制乐器。” 接着请出矮疯：“他喜欢发东西给人，我就让他发馒头。” 最后带到正在劈柴的胖疯：“他要劈东西，我就让他劈柴，什么柴都劈的好。不过要让他不停的劈，不然他要劈其他的东西啦！” 周瑜愣住了。诸葛亮说：“疯子是不眨眼的。” 他对周瑜的眼皮数：“1、2、3、4、5……”