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一个语文问题

2025年04月01日 04:03
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网友（1）：

500字5分？靠！

网友（2）：

我们人人不敢相信老师居然披头散发，手舞足蹈，仿佛被股票暴跌影响了他本来粗大的神经。
我们大气也不敢出，生怕那头潜伏在心灵深处的恶兽发飙，把我们全部达成三度伤残。

太可怕了，可是瞬间，一片白光从老师身上亮起，我们都在想，老师何时何地拜了何师，学会了圣光治疗，一阵庄严的颂歌在我们身边响起，我们被这无比强大的神力震撼。各个大张着嘴，流着哈喇子，好像街上的要饭的。

白光逐渐消褪，老师仿佛换了个人，一身干净的西装革履，锃亮的巨头皮鞋，古龙水的味道以他为圆心，光速向四周扩展。

我们惊异于这奇景，各个神情恍然。

突然我的头上暴疼。

原来我睡着了......

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