求大佬把这段话翻译成英语

I don't like going out, it tires me out. Therefore I hardly ever travel. My last so-called trip was made when I was a child - I went back home for a few days. Other than that, I can hardly recall any other travelling experience at all. Going out makes me feel exhausted and fatigued. That’s why I prefer staying at home.
——这是地道的英语! 纯人手翻译，欢迎采纳——

你想装酷却没资本

有点长不想翻译，所以我推荐你去百度，中英翻译。

译文如下：
I don't like to go out, because I feel very tired, so I almost never travel, I must say that my last trip is probably when I was young Chinese New Year back home, because lived there for a few days so it can be regarded as a trip? Besides, I can't think of any other experience of traveling, because I feel tired after traveling, so I prefer to stay at home.

I don't like going out, because I feel very tired, so I hardly have traveled, the last time I traveled was probably when I was a kid and returned home for the New Year, because I stayed there for a few days, so I can probably count it as a trip. Besides, I can't imagine what other traveling experience I had, because I feel very tired to go out, so I prefer to stay at home.