Miranda: I think it is time for Phase Two.
Gordo: Does Phase Two involve cookies?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jo McGuire: Well, I can't speak for Lanny.
Sam McGuire: Somebody's got to.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lizzie: Time for go to bed.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Hall-monitor Matt writes up a teacher]
Teacher: Surely you must be joking...
Matt: No, and uh, don't call me Shirley!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Matt can't think of anything to get a badge in for Scouts and could face a demotion]
Lizzie: I bet you could get a badge in ugly.
Matt: I'm sure I could.
Lizzie, Matt: Did I just agree with an insult?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gordo: Dear Lizzie- I think I may like my best friend as... more then a friend. What do I do? Signed, Confused Guy.
Lizzie: Dear Confused- I wish I could tell you what to do, but, I can't. All I can say is, follow your heart. It'll tell you what's right.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Matt: Yeah mom, you rock!
Jo McGuire: It's true, I do.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lizzie: [talking to her boyfriend, Ronnie on the phone] No, you hang up first, you first...
[Miranda clicks the phone off and Lizzie says to Miranda]
Lizzie: HEY!
Miranda: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were talking to me!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Miranda: [as she puts a cookie on her notebook] Lizzie, this is your brain... and this is your brain
[Miranda smashes the cookie]
Miranda: ON RONNIE!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Clementine: We were starting to worry you wouldn't show.
Gordo: Not show? Hey, I always show. I'm Mr. Show Up. You know, reliable Gordo. That's... that's what they call me! But... not too reliable, not so reliable that I'm *boring* or anything. You know, just the right amount of reliability...
[to Miranda]
Gordo: You want to take over the conversation? I'm drowning here!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jo McGuire: [to Gordo and Miranda] You guys gonna stay for dinner?
Gordo: Mrs. McGuire, have we *ever* turned down a free meal?
Jo McGuire: I'll take that as a "yes."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Lizzie is babysitting Matt. Gordo is also there but is not being much help]
Lizzie: You didn't come here just to watch TV on the couch!
Gordo: Fine, I'll watch TV in your room!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lizzie: When will I be old enough to trust? When I'm 50?
Sam McGuire: Maybe. We'll see.
作者： vickyal 2006-8-16 18:49 回复此发言
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2 新成长的烦恼的一些英文语录
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Gordo is describing his dream city to Lizzie and Miranda]
Gordo: A bookstore containing the works of Navajo and Greek philosophers, a coffeehouse where people only discuss music and politics, a thousand foot waterslide ending in a swim-up counter where they serve free deep-fried pizza... and Tyra Banks would be the mayor... I've given this a lot of thought.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Mr. McGuire, who Lizzie, Gordo and Miranda think is a burglar, is hit in the crotch with a paint can]
Gordo: [to Lizzie and Miranda] You guys have to trust me. You have no idea how much that hurts.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Gordo is a little freaked out because Lizzie just blurted out that she and Miranda want to buy their first bras]
Gordo: [to Matt and Sam] I have to go home and do something. Anything. Anything but this.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gordo: I can't believe you're gonna break Matt's heart.
Miranda: You know what, you just want to keep this going for your own sick amusement.
Gordo: Well... yeah!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Melina Bianco: So, the rumour *is* true!
Matt: Hello, Melina.
Melina Bianco: [to Miranda] Listen, just because you can't find a guy your own age doesn't mean you can steal mine. You're just a rebound girl, so keep your distance, 'cause if anyone is gonna get Matt in trouble, it's gonna be me. Got it?
Matt: [delighted] You really *do* like me!
Melina Bianco: Let's go.
Matt: [to Miranda] Sorry things didn't work out.
Melina Bianco: *Now*!
Matt: Coming, my angel.
[Matt and Melina leave]
Miranda: [sarcastically] Well, that was really easy.
Gordo: You do realize you just got dumped by Matt?
Miranda: We're not talking about this ever again, especially to Lizzie!
Gordo: All right... rebound girl.
Miranda: That was talking about it!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Lizzie has got a job working as a "bus person" at the Digital Bean. She is very busy and has just snapped at Gordo for messing around with a ball]
Miranda: Guess we can't talk to the new workin' Lizzie.
[Matt comes in on his scooter]
Gordo: Probably not,
[sniggers]
Gordo: but you've got the next best thing, your boyfriend!
Miranda: He is not my boyfriend!
[Gordo looks at Matt's new licence plate which reads I "heart sign" MRNDA]
Gordo: But he hearts you, MRNDA.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mr. Dig: [talking about different cultures and what's beautiful] In China, people adore small feet
Larry Tudgeman: Eew!
Mr. Dig: Maybe to you, Larry, but woman in China would find you pale and oddly dressed.
Gordo: That's how the woman here find him.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
作者： vickyal 2006-8-16 18:49 回复此发言
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3 新成长的烦恼的一些英文语录
Miranda: [Interrupting Lizzie] You weren't thinking about putting Ethan and Larry in the same sentence?
Gordo: You just did.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Lizzie wants Gordo to help her clean the janitor's closet so Kate will allow to play Vampira in the Hallowe'en Fright Night but he is very reluctant]
Gordo: Why on Earth would I participate in that?
Lizzie: Because my cousin Heather's coming into town again this summer and I'm gonna get her to go out with you.
Gordo: Quit your yappin'. We've got work to do.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gordo: [looking at Kate] Well, I suppose Kate gives off a sort of sense of maturity and adulthood.
Miranda: Yeah, we know, Gordo. She's stacked.
Gordo: Yes, yes she is.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gordo: [to Lizzie] Parents scrape and sacrifice to provide us with shelter, support and guidance, and in return, we have as little to do with them as possible. It's nature's law.
Miranda: Yeah. It's like you come home and they ask, "What did you do today?" and we say "Mmm, nothing." And they ask, "Well, what are you doing tonight?" 'n we say, "I dunno!" And they ask, "Why don't you ever talk to us?" We say, "Why can't you just leave me alone!" And you run upstairs.
Gordo: As little communication as possible. It prepares us for marriage.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gordo: Yeah, well, there's lots of weird stuff in this world - tofu bacon, hairless cats, country music.
http://post.baidu.com/f?kz=124294931
内容全部来源于网络收集，如有侵权，请联系网站删除：QQ：24596024