短篇的英语小品或话剧的剧本

　　题目：唐伯虎点秋香
　　剧情：

　　三花痴在街上游走。

　　花痴一说：it is so boring !

　　花痴2：yes, it is !

　　花痴3：we have nothing to do !

　　花痴1：look, the four are there!

　　四大才子出场

　渗帆　花痴2：！it is them !it is them!it is really them!

　　花痴3：how handsome they are !how charming they are !I am dizzying!

　　尖叫！四大才子秀舞。

　　祝枝山：I am the most handsome man in the world,and I have as much money as mouation!

　　文征明：I am so attractive that each girl will fall in love with me at the first sight!(抛媚眼) 尖叫声不断

　　徐峥卿：I am so charming that no one can compare with me !

　　唐伯虎： Do you love me ? have you heard my name before? Tangbo hu is me !（尖叫 。。。。。）

　　文征明： Hi ,guy !today all of us are in a good mood!

　　how about trying some English tounge twist!
　　祝枝山： Good idea ! brother wen ,you first please!
　　绕口令

　　Peter pepper picked up a peck of pickled peppers

　　Did peter pepper pick up a peck of pickled peppers

　　If peter picked up a peck of pickled peppers

　　Where is the peck of pickled peppers peter pepper picked up!（乱成一团）
　　唐伯虎：haha （突然大笑）
　　三人： Is that so funny ?
　　文丛纳雹征明： Why do you so happy today ,bohu !
　　唐伯虎：Because madam hua have promised me to marry qiu xiang .(做可爱状) Ha Ha. However ,I will try my best to get her .

　　祝枝山：since you have made up you mind, we will use our wisdom to help you !
　　四人信心满满一起 去了华府。

　　华文挡在前说：,stop! If you can give me the answer to my question ,I will let you go!

　　祝枝山：haha ,you are scaring us ,we fear nothing !come on come on!

　　华虎 ：listen carefully! There are three gecko on the wall, a gecko accidentally fell down, why then the other two gecko also drop off?

　　三大才子狂翻书道：why ,why ?(三才子狂翻书，疑惑不解 大叫)

　　唐笑了笑说：Because the back two gecko has won the applause they fell down

　　三大才子大笑： ha ha ,go away!

　　华府内

　　秋象正在绣闺里茄做打扮，自言自语道：oh ,bo hu my honey ,why don”t you come and marry me yet! I love you so much ! I wanna be with you !you are my mr right!

　　唐伯虎到了内厅：

　　秋香到：oh ,dear ,you are here now ,I am so happy ! I can marry you now !

　　华夫人：Tang Bohu, although I promised you to marry Qiu-xiang , but there are conditions,can you pick out qiuxiang from the 3three brides! （婚礼大堂，3新娘盖着红盖头）
　　华文：(please refer to the list of rules)the period of the game is that of the burnout of a stick of incense.
　　一、do not cross the yellow line to watch over the bride-to-be while playing the game。二、all the brides-to-be should keep quiet,or you will be pass.
　　三、no help is allowed to touch the clothes or the body of the bride-to-be.
　　华夫人：if you can not pick out qiuxiang ,you lose .one of my two sons will marry to qiuxiang !

　　唐伯虎：wa ! ,why there are so many brides here!唐伯虎： Madam ,you wanna play game with me ,right?
　　华夫人： Why do you say like that ?
　　唐伯虎： as a gentleman, for the sake of my conscience,i've been devoted to Qiuxiang ever since,and i will never regret it! how come you have baffled me time and time again?唐伯虎I will take qiuxiang away,who can stop me !
　　华夫人：Try it !if you wanna make troubles here ,I will tell empor to kill your whole family!
　　唐伯虎： You old witch ,coldblood!mean !despicable and shameless!
　　华夫人：You called me a witch? ! Die!（扔东西）
　　唐伯虎：I returned it to you!（扔回去）
　　华夫人： OUCH , I can not spare you !
　　唐伯虎： Come on ,come on !
　　华太师：Stop! Qiuxiang is a member of our family!if you wanna marry her ,you should follow our rules唐伯虎： Ok ,I will try my best!i won not give up until I marry to qiuxiang !

　　唐伯虎： you are out of line ,I wanna kill you !
　　华夫人；That stick of incense has been put out quickly,
　　唐伯虎深情款款的念诗：The furthest distance in the world

　　Is not when I stand in front of you

　　Yet you can't see my love

　　But when undoubtedly knowing the love from both

　　Yet cannot be together （一准新娘身子动了动）
　　华文： Times up!

　　唐伯虎：oh ,I see, ,qiuxiang（掀开准新娘的面具，竟然是石榴姐！）
　　唐伯虎： oh ,my god !what are you doing ,do you have a knife !
　　石榴姐： What is up ?
　　唐伯虎： I wanna kill myself!
　　唐伯虎：Let me die ,let me die ….

　　唐伯虎被误刺了一刀

　　秋香：what is wrong with you ,bohu ?(怒对华府人)you kill him ,I hate you !go out !go out!怀里抱着伯虎：Being with you is like walking on a very clear morning. Take away love, and my life is a tomb. Our Love never dies.I need you just like I need the air to breathe.i can not live without you ! I will follow you (拔出刀欲自杀发现刀是 可收缩的)

　　唐伯虎：oh, I still alive ,we can be together now !

　　两人相拥跳舞！谢场！